Scooting the Stress!

Dislaimer: I came accross the following on the net. They aren't mine,but i thougt it'd be lovely to share it with all.

Stress Reliever #1     Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?     Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at     your picture and the problem disappears.     Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?     Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other     problem can there be greater than this one?" ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 2     Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles     and lighten your burden.     Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or     troubles.     Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 3     Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to     give up my seat to a lady.     Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.     Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 4     Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of     the night?"     Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."     Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"     Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs." ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 5     Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."     Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 6     A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..     "My father grows beans," said one student.     "My father cooks beans," said another.     Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 7     Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a     millionaire to?"     Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."     Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you     married her?"     Millionaire: "A Billionaire" ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 8     Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.     The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 9     A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?     He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone. ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 10     Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are     sleeping with?     Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others! ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 11     Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?     Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side. ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 12     A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty     face     or my sexy body?     He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of     humour. ________________________________________________________________________     Stress Reliever # 13     Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are     you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?     Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

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[Irma]

hahahahahaahaha hillarious!!!